Random Vintage Ads
I was doing a little research for a special project I’m working on and stumbled upon some pretty intriguing retro advertisements. A few have amazing vintage apparel, some are so wrong it’s right, and others are so sexist I just couldn’t resist including them here so that you can all gasp along with me in outrage and laughter!
This dress reminds me so much of the recent Chanel commercial with Charlize Theron, what a timeless style!
Can you read the tiny caption at the bottom? “No Throat Irritation-No Cough,” I guess they hadn’t heard of emphysema back then.
Feed your baby Soda…. Marvelous idea!!!
I definitely wouldn’t want to be married to anyone who works for Chase & Sanborn. It’s no wonder Starbucks has taken over the world when their early counterparts were promoting domestic violence.
I’m a total sucker for vintage swimwear. I probably would have bought a convertible off of this ad.
“Here honey… let me drag you down the hall by your hair so we can find you some more comfortable spanks.” Ingenious!
Vitamins + Housework = Sexy Wife. Got it.
Yeah…. I’d imagine your tooth probably would stop hurting if you did some cocaine.
I wish the rest of the text were visible on the bottom of this one. “Patterns that”… what? It’s a real cliff hanger. I hope a woman came up with this ad and doped a million idiots into buying these hideous ties thinking their wives would bow down in servitude.
Great message; You can TRUST our cigarettes! I really do love her styling though!